The Dude has been busy blowing stuff up, so nothing terribly interesting to talk about… Let’s give away some quatloos! 100 Quatloos to the first person to correctly identify the origin (title and artist) of the song lyrics quoted on the title line without looking it up (ie. cheating).
Yes Yes YES, faithful readers! It’s that time of year again, where the Paranoid you know and love starts giving away MAD Quatloos in yet another contest!!! We’re doing Name That Tune again, but with a bit of a twist- all the songs have been selected by Apple’s Geniuses from The Dude’s Library of 4,759…
Pusher! The Cheese Pusher finished with an impressive 500 Quatloos for this year’s contest. The Dude isn’t sure what the prize is for winning, but if nothing else, the respect and adoration of millions has been earned. “But Dude!” you wail, “Why not post a few more songs so I can earn teh schniz 1337…
It’s time from another post— the leaves are starting to fall, the weather is finally starting to get into that lovely 50-60 degree daytime range, football has started, and that most wonderful of holidays is almost upon us: Halloween! There’s something about crisp fall evenings, moonlight filtering through the stark branches of leafless trees, that…
The Dude doesn’t have anything constructive to write about, so let’s give away some quatloos instead!!! 100 Quatloos to the first person to correctly identify the origin (title and artist) of the 80s song lyrics quoted on the title line without looking it up (ie. cheating).
The Dude was really disappointed that the winner of the World Series of Pop Culture was Twisted Misters- it was the one team that he absolutely loathed throughout the entire competition. Now, goodness knows that everyone loves some good trash talking as part of a game (especially if you can back it up), but The…
Any readers watching The World Series of Pop Culture? We got sucked in last year when team “El Chupacabra” (aka Chipathingy) worked their way into the finals and won the grand prize of $250,000— by answering trivia questions. Trivia questions like: On “The Brady Bunch” which Brady sibling had a favorite doll named Kitty Carryall?…
Another weekend, another post!!! woo-HOO!!! The Dude is on a roll! To quote Robin Williams from Good Morning Vietnam: “It’s damn hot! I saw… It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames.” It’s fun living in a climate that has temperature ranges usually associated with deserts, without the dry…
Happy weekend, faithful readers! The Dude has been out with his family enjoying the lovely weather, and hopes that you have been as well! Down to business. The Dude has been trying not to launch into a screed about how terrible what passes for journalism in the United States really is, but some days it’s…
The Green Wave is here and all the lawns in the area are perking up, which means that most hellish of tasks, yard work, is upon us in full. Some of our neighbors are already mowing. These are the days when The Dude wishes that he could just pave over the whole damn thing and…