Has anyone had Turducken as a Thanksgiving main dish? The Dude always looks forward to Thanksgiving, a holiday devoted to gastronomic delights, family, and Tryptophan catalyzed relaxation, and the Food Network is starting to make the the wait unbearable. While using “the google” to find something completely unrelated: a conspiracy theory that has to be seen to be believed. Illuminati is a great game, and FSM knows that The Dude loves a good conspiracy theory, but this one is over the top.