The Dude is too much of a nerd sometimes (hey, no smart remarks out of you!). While doing some work on his laptop, he had the TV on for background noise, and what should catch his attention but “Buy one Katana, and get the second one free!” Of course they meant Katana and not KATANA. It’s been a bit since the last post— thank you for your patience. Alright— let’s get the game started! 100 Quatloos to the first person to correctly identify the origin (title and artist) of the song lyrics quoted on the title page.