Interesting story: abstinence-only education isn’t just for teenagers anymore. The Federal government has released a ‘clarification’ to the ’no sex without marriage’ program– now they are targeting unmarried adults up to the age of 29.

The Dude is shocked, shocked that adults aged 19-29 are daring to have sex without being married! They are probably enjoying it too! Heathens. Next think you know, they might try to make major life decisions on their own… inconceivable.