So I had a long conversation with myself.

I said, “Dude (because I can call myself Dude, rather than The Dude), what the hell is the deal with this blogging thing, anyway? Everyone and their grandma seems to have one now, and every single one of them starts with someone talking about why they have a blog.” I nodded to myself and replied, “Yup.”

Okay, the conversation wasn’t really that long, but far be it from me to break from tradition: AKO, the All Knowing One, started posting to her blog again after a long hiatus, and I thought it would be good for some amusement to start my own.