Wow. This past month has been an endless whirlwind of chaos. We have finally been able to see some of POTUS’s tax returns, and they reveal exactly what you would expect—he’s not a very successful businessman, losing money left and right, yet living a billionaire lifestyle while ignoring anything beyond himself.

A new book, Rage by Bob Woodward, was released with unprecedented access, once again showing exactly what you’d expect: POTUS is petty, vindictive, and not very bright, not to mention seemingly aspiring to be a criminal syndicate leader.