Another weekend, my friends. It’s hard to believe that it is already almost the end of June, and moving into July. Summer proper has begun.

In the interests of some summer fun, you have to ask yourself, “Self, just what kind of Ninja Burger Employee would I be?” What exactly is Ninja Burger? Well they are the only fast food chain with the slogan “Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit Seppuku”, as well as the only chain with the Dim-Mak Death Touch. It all stems from this silliness. Silliness is good clean summer fun. 50 Quatloos to anyone who can identify the quote without looking it up. It’s an easy one this week.